- Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
- Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
- Friend: ...
- Me: I also think I got hotter.
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
- me: heyy whats your fav band?
- boy: the beatles
- me: *falls asleep*